Randomness FTW

Hi faithful followers!

Some funnies today, courtesy of my hearing impaired boyfriend (of 5 years as of Thursday, athankya very much)

Now, strangely this conversation started with kebabs, but somehow we ended up talking about Smith Street.
“Oh” says J, “I know there’s one in Port Melbourne.”
“The one I’m talking about,”responds I, “intersects with Church near my work”
“WHAT SEX CHURCH?” exclaims J…
“INTERSECTS WITH CHURCH” I say, in a deliberately loud voice, enunciating ever so carefully.
“I thought you said sex church” he says, heading to the kitchen.
My next bite of kebab ended up all over the table as he announced
“ALL HAIL THE BONER” followed quickly by a “and thank god for BOOBIES!”

Mere male moment and a half!

“Gotta love the randomness” J says from the kitchen.
“Yeah, your deafness makes for some hilarity”
“My What?”
“DEAFNESS” I yell back before I lose my shit laughing

Ah, it’s the little random things that make being in a relationship awesome.

Peace love and hunnicakes!
B
xoxo